Tell us you're a parent without telling us you're a parent…our answers to this!

You’ve ever discussed someone else’s poop with your partner over dinner.

You’ve ever gotten a black eye from a toddler.

You’ve ever let your kid eat sand just so you could drink your coffee in peace.

You’ve gotten in a Facebook fight about parenting.

You’ve lied about the existence of a mythical creature.

You can name all the members of Paw Patrol.

You know the pure hell of stepping on a Lego, but also the hell of stubbing your toe on a #woodandsmugness toy you bought to make yourself feel better about all the plastic crap in your house.

Your Facebook page is just pictures of your kids and memes about how tired you are.

The winter season might also be described as “baths optional.”

Your children know more swear words than you would like to admit.

You’ve shoved food in your mouth with your back turned because you didn’t want to share it.